Here's a nice piece of logical reasoning I came up with in 2002 while mugging for a geog exam:

Abu (from Aladdin) is a monkey.

Space means there's nothing there.

Hence, Abu = A bu.

A Chio bu is a bu.

Since a bu = Abu = monkey, a chio bu is a monkey.

*gives a cheeky monkey-like grin.

(please don't throw me into the zoo)